Hakuna Matata

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial)


joesugg:

NEW VIDEO OF ME PRANKING MY ROOMMATE CASPAR LEE ALL WEEK :D 

enjoy 


haveyoufinishedthose-errands:

this is one of the greatest posts on this site

(Source: can-u-not-my-wayward-son)


thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with


unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world